Can't unlock bootloader. ROM updated but HBOOT outdated?

HTC Desire A818181

I've been attempting to unlock the phone via HTCDev, but the fastboot oem get_identifier_token command kept on failing.
Apparently this was an outdated HBOOT.

What's interesting, is that I have the LATEST ROM version, while the HBOOT is OUTDATED.

ROM:
Android 2.3.3,
3.14.405.1

BRAVO PVT3 SHIP S-ON
HBOOT 1.02.0001
MICROP-051d
TOUCH PANEL-SYNT0101
RADIO-5.17.05.23
Jul 22 2011,16:19:16

All attempts at RUU have failed, as it tries to update to an OLDER ROM, but NEWER HBOOT, and it says that the ROM is outdated, despite being the opposite, and suggest an OTA update from the phone's settings, which obviously fails (as there is no newer version)

Of course, I can't root it in any other way, as Unrevoked's downloads never start, and Revolutionary's site is down.

EDIT:
My "fastboot getvar all":
(bootloader) version: 0.5
(bootloader) version-bootloader: 1.02.0001
(bootloader) version-baseband: 5.17.05.23
(bootloader) version-cpld: None
(bootloader) version-microp: 051d
(bootloader) version-main: 3.14.405.1
(bootloader) serialno: HT093PL02488
(bootloader) imei: 353833042416443
(bootloader) product: bravo
(bootloader) platform: HBOOT-8x50
(bootloader) modelid: PB9920000
(bootloader) cidnum: ORANGB10
(bootloader) battery-status: good
(bootloader) battery-voltage: 3908mV
(bootloader) partition-layout: Generic
(bootloader) security: on
(bootloader) build-mode: SHIP
(bootloader) boot-mode: FASTBOOT
(bootloader) commitno-bootloader: a7cdbe26
(bootloader) hbootpreupdate: 11
all: Done!
finished. total time: 0.002s